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And they called Rudy Perpich
Governor Goofy?


op�por�tun�is�tic (op'er-too-nis'tik, -tyoo-)


Taking immediate advantage, often unethically, of any circumstance of possible benefit.

Dear Jesse,

First it was the merchandizing campaign, then the book deal, a ref-job at WWF SmackDown, and now you're courting a spot on Monday Night Football. Let's be honest for a second, hon. Career picked up a bit since the election?

~ Alicia in Minnesota

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